Say, per chance, you were looking for something in your make-up bag and your FULL bottle of OPI "Lincoln Park After Dark" nail polish popped out of your make-up bag and fell onto your bathroom tile floor....
(I mean let's remember it's early in the morning and you probably haven't had enough coffee yet to stimulate your cat-like reflexes)
Just in case you were curious.....tile floors and bottles of nail polish plummeting to the ground with the full pull of the earth's gravitational forces DON'T WORK WELL TOGETHER
Just in case you were curious if the bottle shatters into a million pieces...IT DOES
Just in case you were curious if the polish splatters everywhere like graffiti...IT DOES
Just in case you were curious if you'll be more mad about loosing the nail polish than the floor....YOU WILL
Just in case you were wondering if you'll need a whole bottle of nail polish remover to clean up the mess......YOU WILL
Just in case you were wondering if you'll have to wash the floor about three times after...YOU WILL
Just in case this happens to you....take heart, it happened to me this week.....so now you know how I spent my relaxing Tuesday morning at home.
Just in case you were curious.